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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Townsend...Day 1

So, as many of you know, I moved back into my parents house today. This is Grey Boy...

Some things never change.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Boston Marathon

So, last week when I was in Boston there were advertisements for the Marathon EVERYWHERE! This one was my favorite... I'm just going to post the picture and let you all figure out why.

Just in case you can't quite read it, it says," The time it took me to capture the elusive unicorn."

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Tattoo dream

So last night, I had a dream that I got a very large tattoo of a muscular, cartoon-like merman shark on my left shoulder blade... chew on that for a minute...

The upper body of the thing resembled a Street Shark...remember Street Sharks? Sort of like the Ninja Turtles, but SO not as cool? Now imagine that shark with a mermaid tail...yeah...

I was intrigued, so I did a dream analysis. Here's what I came up with:

Shark: To see a shark in your dream, indicates feelings of anger, hostility, and fierceness. You may be an emotional threat to yourself or to others.� You may be going through a difficult, painful, or unpleasant emotional period. Alternatively, it represents a person whom you see as greedy and unscrupulous. This person goes after what what he or she wants with no regards to the well-being and sensitivity of others. The shark may also be an aspect of your own personality which exhibit these qualities.

Mermaid: To see a mermaid in your dream, signifies the female aspect of yourself that is mysterious and secretive. It may also show a fear of sex. In particular, for a man to dream of a mermaid, it indicates that he is having fears of being drowned by the feminine aspect of his psyche. For a woman, it suggests doubts over her femininity.

Tattoo: To dream that you have tattoos, represent individuality and the desire to stand out in a crowd. You want to be unique and different from everybody else, particularly if you do not have any tattoos in real life. Consider also what the tattoo is. Alternatively, to dream that you have a tattoo, suggests that a waking situation or decision is having a much longer lasting effect that you had expected.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Things I learned at school today...

You say, "phonebook"...Umass Lowell says, "door stop"...I say, "CLEARLY, this is a far superior idea to shoving the book under the door! CLEARLY, student endangerment is the more intelligent 'North Campus engineer' way to hold the door open! THANK YOU, INNOVATIVE MINDS OF TOMORROW!!!"

Thing two: Murray Kidd and his son's pencil are hysterically terrifying...you must watch the blooper first...then, prepare for TERROR!!!

Its good to know that the thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars my parents and I have spent on my higher education is paying off already!

Just so you know...

This...

(ok...3 of these in approximately 45 min...)

Leads to this...

(followed by stabbing bladder pains when the T goes amazingly slow. all. the way. home.)

Thanks lovelies, for a FABULOUS first anniversary of my 21st birthday!!!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Why theme presents are AWESOME

So, today is my 22nd Birthday 'vomit', and I arrived home from work this morning to find this GIANT gift bag on my bed!

And this is what it said...

Already funny...so the first thing I pulled out was this bottle of wine picked out by the Kristen Green.

Next were the bath products from Lush. Best.Bathing.Supplies.EVER! All natural, hand made, can you get any better??? The answer is no...not unless you rubbed a hippie on you.