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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Things I learned at school today...

You say, "phonebook"...Umass Lowell says, "door stop"...I say, "CLEARLY, this is a far superior idea to shoving the book under the door! CLEARLY, student endangerment is the more intelligent 'North Campus engineer' way to hold the door open! THANK YOU, INNOVATIVE MINDS OF TOMORROW!!!"

Thing two: Murray Kidd and his son's pencil are hysterically terrifying...you must watch the blooper first...then, prepare for TERROR!!!

Its good to know that the thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars my parents and I have spent on my higher education is paying off already!


  1. Spooooooky, and classic expressions in the blooper reel. Thanks for sharing!


  2. Oh dear god. Today was hilarious.